This papillon is de rigeur for the Loch Turret pocket square. It's chic and modern and not just to be worn with a Donegal or Harris Tweed jacket. If cold winter is not your thing and it's not mine either; :-0X ;however, I can at least wear ONLY this papillon on the beaches of the Caribbean. I can recommend a few nude beaches, but some are patrolled by Fascist Latino Catholics. If you're afraid of them, just say in Spanish," Feliz Navidad y prospero and y felicidad" and wear your Puerto Rican flag until they ondolez! Make a donation for the "church"?!, and you should be alright! Remember there 's no tax on booze. But they will tax your willie by the inch. They don't tax if your poor! Too, poor you, get to a new beach everyday for free. I don't recommend alcohol, that is, if I haven't imbibed it myself first. Caveat Tan-ner. If you're not tan-orexic and anorexic. Stay home or go north. Winter holidays in Canada should be de rigeur esp. in. high season when you can get on the modified American plan: all the boat drinks and ice cubes you can handle. "Never look a day over 80", that's what I say. Use plenty of sunblock! See you in Esperanza, Vieques. There 's nothing like a good tan to make your enemies jealous, because you take winters and summers off and then show up after Martha Stewart decorated your crib. She only works nights these days. Don't tan your face. I recommend Neutrogena with an SPF of 10,000. Pack light, just this bow-tie, a large ;-) pocket square and the Puerto Rican flag! That should be it!
